Wives Are Great Interrogators

[Jim]

WIFE:
What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND:

Definitely not!

WIFE:

Why not - don't you like being married?

HUSBAND:

Of course I do.

WIFE:

Then why wouldn't you remarry?

HUSBAND:

Okay, I'd get married again.

WIFE:

You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND:

(Makes audible groan).

WIFE:

Would you live in our house?

HUSBAND:

Sure, it's a great house.

WIFE:

Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND:

Where else would we sleep?

WIFE:

Would you let her drive my car?

HUSBAND:

Probably, it is almost new.

WIFE:

Would you replace my pictures with hers?

HUSBAND:

That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WIFE:

Would she use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND:

No, she's left-handed.

WIFE:
- silence - -

HUSBAND:
Uh oh.

[Miss Mae]

Well, I reckon UH OH.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!

***Three days later, the obituary section in the newspapers reads.....****

[Erin Sinclair]

Just plain laughing at this one...

[Erin Sinclair]

They make it so easy...;D

[Jim]

You're most welcome, Z...but why is everyone laughing (MM, Erin)? This is serious stuff here. Guys are in trouble.

Jim

[Heather McAlendin]

Once men understand that is women who rule the universe....all will be well. Until then we just let you gentlemen think you have all the answers.
; )

Heather

[Jim]

So, at last! I have you right where you want me!

[Heather McAlendin]

LMAO.....yes indeed.

[Chiron O'Keefe]

Hah!!

Never fear, the mother-ship is bound to return any day now...